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gnarly:

WHEN YOU FORGET YOUR CHARGER AND YOUR PHONE DIES

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Oh god Tobey Maguire’s cryface….

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collegehumor:

Some insane tips that will take your game to another world.
10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom
1. First and foremost, take it slow! Always be sure to pay attention to your partner’s needs and desires.
2.  Start the foreplay! Let her warm up to you with some tender cuddling.
3. Kiss her slowly and sensually. Caress her neck and shoulders to deepen your connection.
4. Slowly but confidently massage every inch of her skin. If she’s receptive to it, try using your tongue.
5. Once she’s comfortable, invoke the sigil of a long-dead Elder God of your choosing.
6. Wrap the unknown terror of the universe around her very soul like a warm cloak of the finest sable. If done right, this will really get her going! 
Finish reading 10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

collegehumor:


Some insane tips that will take your game to another world.

10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

1. First and foremost, take it slow! Always be sure to pay attention to your partner’s needs and desires.

2.  Start the foreplay! Let her warm up to you with some tender cuddling.

3. Kiss her slowly and sensually. Caress her neck and shoulders to deepen your connection.

4. Slowly but confidently massage every inch of her skin. If she’s receptive to it, try using your tongue.

5. Once she’s comfortable, invoke the sigil of a long-dead Elder God of your choosing.

6. Wrap the unknown terror of the universe around her very soul like a warm cloak of the finest sable. If done right, this will really get her going! 

Finish reading 10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

college should be $25

You really shouldn’t put a price on a good education.

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Bubbles has a lot to learn about the world it seems.

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afearlessthreshold:

I don’t even remember where I found this gif, but it’s fucking hilarious

afearlessthreshold:

I don’t even remember where I found this gif, but it’s fucking hilarious

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Amazing Shingeki no kyojin 3D art by Tetsuok9999 

(Source: kurokkii, via covered-in-ovaries)

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

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friendlyaxolotl:

comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

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